Dungeon Down Under: A Wet Crawlspace Can Be Your Home’s Worst Nightmare

by | Feb 2, 2026 | Asheville Basement Inspection, Asheville Basement Inspector, Asheville Basements, Asheville Crawlspace Problems, Asheville home improvement, Asheville Home Inspections, Asheville Home Inspector, Asheville Home Maintenance, Asheville home value, Asheville mold control, Asheville mold damage, Asheville real estate, Asheville termites, Buying a home in Asheville, Home Foundation Issues, Home improvement Asheville, Home Inspector Asheville, Mold control, Selling your home Asheville, Termites in Asheville, Wet crawlspace dangers, Wood Decay

Ignoring your crawlspace is like ignoring a cavity. It doesn’t get better on its own. As a home inspector, I’ve been places you couldn’t pay me enough to go if it wasn’t literally my job. I’ve shimmied into attics hotter than the surface of the sun and squeezed behind...

New Year, New You (Almost) New Habitat: Optimizing Your Home for Health And Sanity

by | Jan 11, 2026 | Asheville home improvement, Asheville Home Inspections, Asheville Home Inspector, Asheville Home Maintenance, Asheville home value, Asheville homeowner tasks, Asheville real estate, Buying a home in Asheville, Home improvement Asheville, Home Inspector Asheville, Home Maintenance, Selling your home Asheville

Instead of just resolutions for your waistline, let’s make some resolutions for your home. Okay, everyone,let’s see a show of hands if you’ve already bought a ridiculously large bag of spinach you swear you’re going to eat before it turns into green sludge in...

🎄 Surviving the Holidays: An Inspector’s Guide to Family Harmony and Foundation Safety 🎄

by | Dec 8, 2025 | Asheville Home Inspections, Asheville Home Inspector, Asheville real estate, Family Holidays, Holiday Safety

How do you ensure your gathering is structurally sound, emotionally insulating, and doesn’t end with someone duct taped to a chair? As a home inspector, I spend my days crawling under houses, checking for cracks in the foundation, and making sure the plumbing isn’t...

The House History Detective: Decoding the Do It Yourself Cover-Up

by | Nov 3, 2025 | Asheville attic insulation, Asheville Do It Yourself, Asheville home improvement, Asheville Home Inspections, Asheville Home Inspector, Asheville home value, Asheville real estate, Buying a home in Asheville, Home improvement Asheville, Home Inspector Asheville, Preparing for Asheville home inspection, Selling your home Asheville

My job is to uncover the secrets the house has been whispering (or sometimes screaming) behind that suspiciously fresh coat of paint.Photo by alexey turenkov on Unsplash Selling a house is a lot like dating. You clean up, put on your best face, and strategically hide...

More Than Meets the Eye: What Your Home Inspection Really Tells You (A Psychic’s Perspective)

by | Oct 14, 2025 | Asheville Home Inspections, Asheville Home Inspector, Asheville real estate, Asheville roof inspection, Asheville water damage, Buying a home in Asheville, Home Foundation Issues, Home Inspector Asheville, Roof inspection Asheville, Selling your home Asheville

My fictitious colleague, psychic home inspector Alistair Hearthstone, blends expertise & “second sight.”Photo by Nick Fewings on Unsplash In this month’s post, I’d like to introduce you to my fictitious colleague, the psychic home inspector Alistair...